The human body is a fascinating piece of equipment, but little did I know it is also a transformer. Although baby will still probably rather play with Optimus Prime than Pregnant Prime, with the popularity of realistic dolls these days (
pooping dolls) it may be marketable. So without further ado, the top ten things (in no particular order) I have learned about transforming preggers.
- They need new bras partly because the rib cage actually physically expands to fit everything in. This includes...
- the uterus which starts about uhh small grows to 1000 times its original size :0
- Pregnancy pants have fake zipper
- A sperm and egg makes more cells and magically some becomes a cute little baby, and some becomes the disgusting but necessary placenta.
- You actually have contractions all through being pregnant not just in labor.
- A sit up appears to be physically impossible.
- Women's blood circulation patterns permanently change to get more blood to the uterus.
- Pregnant women don't fit in bed as well, partly due to the massive number of specially positioned pillows to keep parts propped up.
- Pregnant women mucus production increases greatly. This can lead to barfing.
- There is A LOT we don't know.